It’s that awful time of year again, whereby the heavyweights of Australian Rules football go at it each week battling it out for the four points in the AFL. Yes, they have already been doing that for 13 rounds in 2012, but it’s much different now because I’ve stopped caring. Historically, the teams that fill [...]

Breaking News: Marc LeCras will miss the entire 2012 season. In devastating news for West Coast Eagles fans and SuperCoaches the nation over:  Mark LeCras will miss the entire 2012 season after doing his ACL like a boss in a routine training drill yesterday. After an initial, tentative prognosis that the flying Frenchman might be out [...]

Some small part of me feels a little bit sorry for Mick Malthouse. Geelong’s trouncing of the dirty, filthy magpies* on Saturday afternoon did not give Malthouse the justice that he probably deserves. *You see the magpies aren’t dirty because of the players.  They’ve got a line up of elite players who, for the most [...]

Based on the facial expression above, Melbournians should be locking up both their drug cache and their daughters.  Lionel is in town and he is primed to literally croon the pants clean off your body. Interestingly, the AFL have engaged Lionel Richie to provide the pre-game entertainment for the AFL Grand Final replay tomorrow. They [...]

It seems everyone wants a piece of the ANZAC day clash, with the notable exception (based on this year’s performance) of the Essendon Football Club.  It wasn’t always this way. Historically speaking, professional football was always canceled on ANZAC day as a sign of respect to our beloved diggers… take 1959 as an example, ANZAC [...]