Since the dawn of time, both men AND women have been fascinated by the bumbling, jumbling, mountains of fun that constitute breasts. Why? I hear you ask. Well, we don't really know. It could be due to the fact that we all have to eat to survive and the "mother's milk" is the first thing we chow on. It could be because the female form is at least one thousand times more pleasing to the eye than the male form. Realistically, it could be simply be that urge we all have to experience something we don't own ourselves... for men that is ANY boob. For women it becomes more selective. At the end of the day, there is no point in over-analysing the simple fact that we just love boobs. They're just lumps, but lumps were never this good before and sure as hell haven't been as good since.

However, the sad fact is that when it does come to the topic of breasts, lumps can actually be bad. Evil, tumorous things with the sole purpose of causing loss and grief in this world. Cancer is simply not cool.

Evolving over time, and purely due to the female fan-base at DFTM, we are striving to not only indulge ourselves right up to the optic nerve in lusty-sin, but also to raise awareness (and funding for research) of breast cancer.

Thus, I pledge to donate money to breast cancer research for each pair of Monkey Melons sent into DFTM. It may not be a million dollars a breast, (it damn well should be, lord knows they deserve it), but it will be a donation.

You too can donate to the cause by either donating a shot of your melons (see below the images), or by donating to the National Breast Cancer Foundation (AU) online.

Unfortunately, due to the obscurities of international money donation and the law, it has simply become too difficult to maintain an online donation system at DFTM. However, if you donate a photo of your melons to the cause at DFTM, we'll dress them up graphically to ensure they are broadcasting the right message to all those would-be pullers out there that discover them by googling "boobs". (You'd actually be surprised at the amount of site traffic I get from exactly that) and we'll donate some coin to the Fund for you.

Bless you and your boobs.

Donate your melons!!

To support the monkey melons, email your pictures through to melons [at] dontfeedthemonkeys [dot] com.

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