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Scooby Snacks!


Posted by Danno on 05 Mar 2012 / 0 Comment



Police report that a four year old Connecticut boy has taken nine wrapped bags of weed to his elementary school, Hanover Elementary in Meriden, for “snack time”. The boy’s teacher said the (special needs) student produced the bags from his coat during snack time and announced he had snacks. Mark Benigni, the school’s head, said [...]

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Perverts Celebrate!


Posted by Danno on 28 Feb 2012 / 1 Comment



According to research conducted and published in the New England Journal of Medicine ogling over women’s breasts is not only an enjoyable past time, it is also a healthy one!! According to gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby, and fellow researchers from Frankfurt in Germany, “just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female [...]

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Rebecca “Tamps” Crimmins


Posted by Danno on 26 Oct 2011 / 4 Comments



There are two type of girls in the world: those you would take home to meet your mother and those you would not. I want you to meet the face of the “don’t take her home, man” category: Rebecca Leigh Crimmins. Crimmins masquerades as a barmaid during the evening, but when the clock strikes midnight, [...]

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45 Kilograms of Testicle


Posted by Danno on 19 Oct 2011 / 2 Comments



There is such a thing as “Elephant Balls” (scientifically/medically known as “scrotal elephantiasis”). I went to school with a bloke who had elephant balls.. he would wow taxi drivers with them in order to dodge paying a fare. True story.  But, despite how impressive that bloke’s potatoes were, they were NOT forty-five kilo undie busters. [...]

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Superstar Vanity Projects – Bill Shatner


Posted by Eddie on 02 Oct 2011 / 0 Comment



Have you noticed that when superstars get to a level of fame they seem to get fed up with the constant adulation of their fans, acclaim of their peers and metric shitloads of money they’re making and decide that they want to do something completely different instead? Singers want to start acting, actors want to [...]

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The Clacker Calamity


Posted by Danno on 09 Jun 2011 / 2 Comments



Michelle Egglestone, 35, from south Ballarat, is suing her former fiancée for negligence as the owner-occupier of a house she sustained injuries at. Ms Egglestone sustained her injuries by falling off a veranda while drunk and urinating over the side. Egglestone sustained serious internal injuries when she landed on a star picket, which penetrated her groin, causing [...]

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Back to the 1928?


Posted by Danno on 28 Oct 2010 / 2 Comments



This week marks the 25th Anniversary of Back To The Future. The conspiracy theorist in me screams that it is no coincidence that in the very same week an Irish independent film maker has gone public with footage he claims to be of a “time traveller” caught on camera in 1928 (and discovered in the [...]

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Warning: Don’t Talk Smack to Your Artist


Posted by Danno on 27 Oct 2010 / 0 Comment



A 21 year old tattoo artist from Ipswich, Queensland, has been charged by the police for tattooing a 40cm penis onto a client’s back. It’s alleged that the client, all hopped up on common-sense, visited the artist at his residence and, pre-inking, got into a verbal with him.  The artist took offense to something the [...]

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Apps & Software

Firesheep – A “Script Kiddie” Wet Dream


Posted by Danno on 26 Oct 2010 / 2 Comments



Time to tell you a tale of some seriously scary sh!t.  Truth is, the web is NOT a secure place – yet we use it and abuse it like it’s our “favourite sock”… we just fill it with our “personal details” and fling it under the bed.  Time to take stock people.  The dodgy bastards [...]

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Comics

Batman Found!!


Posted by Danno on 26 Oct 2010 / 0 Comment



And all of you thought that the Batcave was in Gotham City? HAHAHAHAH… Fools. Obviously, it is not.  It is in Japan. Google has again assisted in making the unknown, known.  The hidden, discovered.  The privacy, raked.  It’s Google.  It’s the very nature of what their products do.. they find sh!t. Via Google Maps, web-geeks [...]

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